And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
