I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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