Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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