he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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