question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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