Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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