Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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