How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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