This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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