ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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