I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
