There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The feeling are messing with the penis
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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