Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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