Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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