His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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