i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
