So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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