marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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