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I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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