Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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