you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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