D3 body, D1 cock
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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