okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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