I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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