My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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