question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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