so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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