Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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