he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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