And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
