Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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