Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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