Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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