is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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