I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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