Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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