My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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