When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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