I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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