Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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