I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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