you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We had sex on a dog bed..
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize
