We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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