Yo dont text me then not text me
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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