On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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