What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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