Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
