i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
