I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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