That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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