did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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