I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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